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(Source: artschoolglasses, via 1000bookmarks)
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- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
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- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
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- mom: this isn't normal
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A Paraphrased Conversation
- Adara: I have more books than shelf space.
- Mother: You could just donate some of your books.
- Adara: No one asks you to donate your children, do they?
